Sorry...

Sorry to everyone who reads this, but posting on this blog will be pretty sporadic until June, due to finals and things coming up. I will try to post as much as I can, but I can't make any promises.

What the hell is a hardcooked egg?!?!?...

Hello everyone! I'm sorry that I haven't been keeping up with my posts in 10+ days. I've been extremely busy and haven't had much time to spare. I will try to keep up regular posts going forward.

Anyway, check out this label I found on the back of a Starbucks Egg Salad Sandwich...what the hell is a hardcooked egg?!?!? I think they just call it this so they can "justify" the price of $5.25 on the front of the package. You do the math.

If you find anything like this, please email me! I am always looking for suggestions!

Time is a factor of...

Think fast he says...easy for him to say!

( Courtesy of xkcd.com )

Favorite bumper stickers ( part 2 )...

Part 2 of a nearly infinite part series...

6. "Horn broken, watch for finger!"

7. "If you can read this, flip me over!"

8. "If you can read this, you're following too close!"

9. "Nader for President!" ( Okay, this one isn't necessarily funny in a direct kind of way, rather it's funny because he ran for president so many times. )

10. "Get in, sit down, shut up and hang on!"

Mazes...

Ahhh...a logic trap! All logicians beware! You will be stopped, searched and stabbed!

( Courtesy of xkcd.com )

Math t-shirt...

I want to see this on a t-shirt! I think it would be extremely funny!

Some questions to ponder...

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?

Why do they call it Military Intelligence?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

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P.S. Okay, I realize that yesterday's joke wasn't really at all that funny, I was just short on ideas, so I thought I might use a very old joke. Sorry if I disappointed you.